My Mind Palace
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man
cool date idea:
1. come over to my place with your dog
2. leave your dog
3. go home
when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze
i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college
when you see a dog from across the street